乐翻天！

Jane： What is the difference between electricity and lightning？

Mary： One must be charged for， the other neednt.

简：电与闪电有什么区别？

玛丽：一个收电费，一个不收费。

Teacher： Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today？

Student： Of course. He must be a great man， for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years.

老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他会是一名伟人吗？

学生：当然。他肯定是一名伟人。因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。

Teacher： Name some of Thomas Edisons contributions to science.

Students： If it werent for Edison， wed all be watching television by candle light.

老师：列举一些托马斯·爱迪生对科学的贡献。

学生：如果没有爱迪生的话，我们就只能点着蜡烛看电视了。

A teacher asked her class， “Is the sentence ‘The ox and the cow are in the fields right？” Most of the children said， “Yes， it is all right！” And only one little boy said， “No， it is not right. The lady must be said first.”

一位老師问班上的学生：“‘公牛和母牛在田野里这个句子对吗？” 大多数学生回答说：“对，一点不错。” 只有一个小男孩说：“不对，应该先说女士。”