小屁孩日记

星期天Sunday

就这么过了几个月，我实在忍无可忍，非出来不可了。这就是为什么我早了三个星期出生。不过被冷空气一吹，被产房的强光一照，我就发觉当初要是再忍一忍就好了。After a few months of living like this,Ihad to get out of there,and that’s w hy I was born three w eeks early.But after being hit by the cold air and the blinding lights of the delivery room,Iw isheed I’d just stayed put.

来到世上后，我严重睡眠不足，脾气暴躁。所以你要是见过新生儿照片的话，你就能理解为什么他们看上去都是气鼓鼓的了。By the time I came into the w orld,Iwas totally sleep deprived and in a really lousy mood.So if you ever see a picture of a new born,now you know why they always look ticked off.

实际上，我到现在还没缓过劲来，一直需要补觉。 In fact,I STILL haven’t caught up on the sleep Imissed,and believe me,I’ve been trying.

自从出生以来，我就一直想找回那种在黑暗中漂浮的感觉，真是爽翻了。Ever since Iw as born,I’ve tried to re-create the felling I had way back w hen I w as floating around in the dark,happy as could be.

我出生几天之后才见到哥哥罗德里克。在那之前我都一直以为自己是独生子，这个发现还真让我有点失望。Imet my older brother,Rodrick,a few days after I was born.Up to that point I thought I w as an only child,so I was pretty disappointed to find out Iw asn’t.

那时候我们一家住在一个很小的公寓里，我不得不跟罗德里克住一屋。儿童床被他占了，所以我人生的头几个月只好蜗居在衣柜的抽屉里。我很确定这是不合法的。My family w as living in a really small apartment back then,and I had to share a room with Rodrick.He got the crib,so for the first few months of my life Ihad to sleep in the top dresser drawer,w hich I’m pretty sure isn’t even legal.