疯狂“音乐家”驻扎墓地

Jayne Stead

I find it very spiritual and calming. Of course we have no trouble with any neighbours. We can be as loud as we like. My husband is a musician. We like our music on loud in the mornings， so nobody complains， and thats how we like it.

住在这里让我觉得很脱俗，内心很平静。当然，我们不用烦恼与邻居们的纠纷。我们想多吵就多吵。我的丈夫是位音乐家。我们喜欢在早晨享受大声的音乐，没有人会抱怨，所以我们很喜欢住在这里。

So this is our kitchen. Now originally this was a Victorian park toilets， so before we could make the kitchen， we had to take it all out. But we wanted something quite bright and light and modern and 1）spacious. This is a brilliant space. Weve had loads of parties and have lights and smoke machines. Weve had 2）DJs.

Some may say its a little disrespectful to the dead， but I like to think more that were just bringing a little bit more life back to the cemetery. Its our dining room. Its a little 3）spooky because I think probably where we eat is exactly where the bodies would have lain. So through here we have the chapel. This was the 4）pièce de résistance， this is the “wow” factor. I think the very fact that its got massive 5）cobwebs that you cant even reach， and the stone and the fire， it makes a fabulous room.

This is the room， when were sat watching television that people 6）peer in， thinking theres nobody here， and then we all jump out of our seats and try and make them as uncomfortable and frightened as we can.

好了，这是我们的厨房，这原本是维多利亚风格的公园厕所。所以，在我们把它装修成厨房之前，我们得把所有的东西全部清理出去。我们想要一个光线充足、现代化的宽敞地盘，这里就是一个绝妙的地方。我们在这里举办了各种派对，用上灯光效果，还有烟雾机，我们还有DJ们。

有些人可能会说这是对死者的不敬，但我觉得我们只是给墓地带来一点生机。这是我们的饭厅。这有点诡异，因为我觉得我们吃饭的地儿很可能恰好是死人躺过的地方。然后过了这里，我们有个小教堂。这才是这里的重点，这是一个让人称奇的地方。你想想，屋子里布满你够不着的大片蜘蛛网，还有石头，还有火，这看起来真的很神奇。

这是房间，我们坐着看电视时，会有人瞄进来，他们也许会想着这里本不会有人，然后我们会从座位上跳起来，尽我们所能吓吓他们。